Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has issued a satirical apology letter to Senate President Godswill Akpabio, mocking her six-month suspension and highlighting her allegations of sexual harassment against him. The letter, shared on her social media platforms, begins with:
“Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio, It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect.”……CONTINUE READING
In the letter, Akpoti-Uduaghan critiques the Senate’s actions, stating:
“I understand that my refusal to indulge your… ‘requests’ was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement.”
She concludes with a pointed remark:
“Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.”
This satirical letter has garnered significant attention, with many Nigerians discussing its bold tone and the underlying issues it addresses.
